Fuck Seedless Oranges
Just when I start to think to myself “oh fuck, science can be used for good!”
Someone tells me there are oranges that don’t have seeds in them. Sounds too good to be true? IT FUCKING IS. No matter how many times you say it, the first bite I take, will have a mother fucking seed. Bro, by this point, just fucking open up each fucking orange, pull the stupid seeds out, and duck tape all that shit back together, because when I want a fucking seedless orange, I don’t care if you licked it. Or fingered it. Or even fucked it. I just don’t. want. any. fucking. seeds.
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