Fuck Horror Movies
Remember when they actually scared the shit out of you?! Like the ring! Bro, I had nightmares about that shit! Now, all horror movies are based on at least one of these two shitty fucking principles.
1- Remake something that was, at one point, actually scary, and FUCKING RUIN IT.
2- take away scary stuff, and replace it with either stupid amounts of gore, or just a lot of stuff popping out to make you jump.
3- if all else fails, make another halloween movie.
4- (LAST RESORT) Muppets in space? no? :\
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