Fuck whole wheat
Ever since you and you’re fucking healthy ass came along my meals haven’t been the same. I can’t fucking eat your bread, and your cereal is complete shit now. I mean seriously, it’s like taking everything fun and awesome about cereal, and shitting all over it. Don’t even get me STARTED on pasta. Literally can’t forgive you for that. Thank fuck tho, for our lord and savior wonderbread. These fucks KNOW I need to be tricked into thinking I’m eating white, if I’m ever gonna touch whole wheat. Fucking god bless you.
