Fuck All Stuff
Fuck Pennies

They literally cost more to make than they’re worth. And cause I’m not a fucking asshole when I buy shit, I don’t give people pennies. So i end with like 60 fucking billion fucking pennies weighing down my wallet, and I’m just like, “damn. I’m gonna fuckin throw you off of skyscrapers and kill every asshole who thought it’d be a good idea to give me these stupid shits.” Or I’ll put them all in a jar and pay for things with thousands of pennies to get back at the fucking world.

Like seriously. Who actually gives a fuck about being a few cents off. Is society that fucking cheap?

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