Fuck Mall Cops
Seriously, it’s basically getting paid to call 911. Take some initiative. Have a fucking gun. Use it. Kill somebody. Then we won’t fucking laugh at you on your stupid fucking lean forward machines. And fuck those machines too. Don’t they realize how ridiculous they look? You’d think today machines would be capable of being self conscious, because everyone makes fun of these stupid shits. If I’m going to stand on a machine all day, I’m definitely not too lazy to fucking do more than just lean forward.
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