February 2012
7 posts
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Fuck Fish
Seriously, get off your fucking high (sea) horse. You need a fucking anemone to protect you and to live in? I have a fucking house and a .45. I EAT fish, I’ve probably eating your parents, and you know what… I’d do it fucking 5 or 6 more times. You act like you’re tough shit just because you swim, I CAN FUCKING SWIM TO, BEST OF BOTH WORLDS YOU PUSSY ASS FISH! Do you think...
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Fuck Valentine's Day
Seriously, it’s a hallmark holiday. Fuck hallmark.
Who needs one day to tell people you love them? It’s stupid and overpriced. Fucking teddy bears are $30. The hell?
Single or not, I hate valentine’s day. It makes people feel shitty and that’s fucked up.
Fuck Sweater-Vests
Cause who honestly thinks to themself,
“this vest isn’t warm enough.”
or
“This sweater just doesn’t have the class I require.”
make up your fucking mind,
cause you most definitely cant have both!
follow this blog or ill fucking murder everyone you hold dear
Fuck Amazon
seriously so mad
everyone’s always saying they buy things from the amazon
omg its a fucking jungle get over it
I don’t need an abundance of vines, insects, or black people.
So I’m not giving you my credit card.
get out of my face, jungle.
Fuck Light
It’s so fucking distracting. I’ll just be furiously masturbating to my ceiling and fucking in the corner of my eye all I see is distracting ass light seeping in form my window. Next thing I know I’m ejaculating to light. For fucks sakes, if I wanted to see light I’d go outside and get a job. Fuck the speed of light, fuck the sight of light. I wish it were a physical thing...
Fuck Teachers
Fuck their rules. Fuck their ideas. Fuck them draining creativity from their students. Fuck their grading system. Fuck you for taking 20 points off of a paper for a typo.
I don’t understand why their goal is to fail their students. The one person who does ANYTHING in the class gets the most bullshit. The kids who goof off aren’t even acknowledged for acting out. Fuck that.
Fuck...