February 2012
7 posts
9 tags
Fuck Fish
Seriously, get off your fucking high (sea) horse. You need a fucking anemone to protect you and to live in? I have a fucking house and a .45. I EAT fish, I’ve probably eating your parents, and you know what… I’d do it fucking 5 or 6 more times. You act like you’re tough shit just because you swim, I CAN FUCKING SWIM TO, BEST OF BOTH WORLDS YOU PUSSY ASS FISH! Do you think...
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Fuck Valentine's Day
Seriously, it’s a hallmark holiday. Fuck hallmark.
Who needs one day to tell people you love them? It’s stupid and overpriced. Fucking teddy bears are $30. The hell?
Single or not, I hate valentine’s day. It makes people feel shitty and that’s fucked up.
Fuck Sweater-Vests
Cause who honestly thinks to themself,
“this vest isn’t warm enough.”
or
“This sweater just doesn’t have the class I require.”
make up your fucking mind,
cause you most definitely cant have both!
follow this blog or ill fucking murder everyone you hold dear
Fuck Amazon
seriously so mad
everyone’s always saying they buy things from the amazon
omg its a fucking jungle get over it
I don’t need an abundance of vines, insects, or black people.
So I’m not giving you my credit card.
get out of my face, jungle.
Fuck Light
It’s so fucking distracting. I’ll just be furiously masturbating to my ceiling and fucking in the corner of my eye all I see is distracting ass light seeping in form my window. Next thing I know I’m ejaculating to light. For fucks sakes, if I wanted to see light I’d go outside and get a job. Fuck the speed of light, fuck the sight of light. I wish it were a physical thing...
Fuck Teachers
Fuck their rules. Fuck their ideas. Fuck them draining creativity from their students. Fuck their grading system. Fuck you for taking 20 points off of a paper for a typo.
I don’t understand why their goal is to fail their students. The one person who does ANYTHING in the class gets the most bullshit. The kids who goof off aren’t even acknowledged for acting out. Fuck that.
Fuck...
January 2012
13 posts
Fuck Cancer
DEXTER got cancer.
sweet merciful christ thank god he survived
and SPARTACUS got cancer.
and now he’s dead.
wtf cancer mind your own business who’s this new guy
and where’s spartacus
follow this blog cause.. fuck you
Fuck Call Of Duty
Camouflage? Faggots.
Fuck xbox, fuck any system that is a geometrical shape.
If I wanted to see people getting killed with guns I’d go to Iran.
>2012, Using controllers with your hands? That’s like a baby’s toy.
Legend of Zelda - Majora’s Mask is already the greatest game of all time.
I piss in preps breakfest.
M16? More like M-Call of Duty fucking sucks my...
Fuck Barbie
Fucking pink cunt.
Blonde hair and shit.
Where the fuck did she get all of this money from?
I bet you suck Ken’s cock dry you filthy slut.
Where’s my fucking dreamhouse, bitch?
Blink.
Where the fuck did she get all of this money from?
12 inches tall? Are you even a legal human?
follow this blog cause fuck you
Fuck Beautiful Scenery
I don’t fucking like it.
It’s fucking beautiful.
What the fuck can I do with it?
If I can’t be around it all the time it’s just a tease. God fucking damn it.
This is a police state.
Fuck trees.
Obama is a muslim.
I have no room in my train of thought for the fucking sunset. I have bills to pay.
follow this blog cause.. fuck you
Fuck Our Governments
#sopa was too close to happening.
Europe, Canada, USA, are all a part of #acta
and I just found out Canada has something call C-11 in the works,
which is basically a worse version of #sopa, that, if untouched,
takes place in 14 days.
why is the world going to shit?
I mean, it was common knowledge everything was driven by money,
but REALLY?!
People will sit by while you casually shit on...
Fuck Temple Run
Okay i don’t even know what it is,
but it pisses me right the fuck off.
like makes me so incredibly mad.
whatever it is, its just a dumb game.
a stupid fucking game.
why does everyone on tumblr have to be the exact fucking same
food, harry potter, being socially awkward
its like, god dammit.
The idea of having a blog is to express yourself
so dont play stupid games
get a job
read...
Fuck Harry Potter
Okay noone is gonna like this one but idgaf.
There is no battle, between twilight and harry potter.
they’re both series.
so fucking what.
twilight fans are typically the same people who love justin bieber, and are a bit younger.
but fucking harry potter fans want to beat the living shit out of them. Everyone’s entitled to like whatever the fuck they want, just like I’m...
Fuck the 90's references
I fucking get it
we all played pokemon.
shut the fuck up.
you do realize, that was TWO decades ago.
assuming you don’t have alzheimers, there’s no prize for remembering that far back.
except shutting the fuck up.
so congratulations.
go watch some fucking sailor moon
p.s danny phantom was so fucking badass i want to be him
Fuck "hero mode"
I fucking hate it when you beat a game after DAYS of hard work
and then it’s like haha oh wow man im so impressed, but I BET YOU CAN’T BEAT IT WHEN ITS WAY HARDER.
i just fucking experienced the game
why the fuck
who the fuck are you
fuck you
i play games once.
Fuck Instagram
Okay seriously fuck you. I have an android. I’m with a provider so I can actually afford to pay for my phone on a student’s salary. and then bam. you stupid mother fuckers decide to make an apple only photo-taking-app/website.
APPLE ENTHUSIASTS ARE ALL ELITIST ASSHOLES.
well i’m on a mac but still.
Look I just want instagram.
Please.
please.
please.
fuck you i hate...
Fuck Seedless Oranges
Just when I start to think to myself “oh fuck, science can be used for good!”
Someone tells me there are oranges that don’t have seeds in them. Sounds too good to be true? IT FUCKING IS. No matter how many times you say it, the first bite I take, will have a mother fucking seed. Bro, by this point, just fucking open up each fucking orange, pull the stupid seeds out, and duck...
Fuck People Who Don't Say "Bless You"
Bro I just sneezed. What the fuck, do I need to beg? You should be blessing the shit out of me right now. Like fully just fucking holding me down and blessing me until morning. If the tables were turned I wouldn’t even fucking hesitate. I’d jesus that shit, yo. I’m pretty sure even Nazi’s would say it.
so fuck you, fuck your family, and fucking everything you hold dear.
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Fuck Flirting Games
Do you ever just get to the point where you’re so fucking done flirting? Like you just wanna be like HEYSUP, FUCKING, LETS DATE OR SOME SHIT.
but you can’t cause that’ll blow everything. So you silently deal with insanity until shit moves forward..
ugh fml
December 2011
14 posts
Fuck Horror Movies
Remember when they actually scared the shit out of you?! Like the ring! Bro, I had nightmares about that shit! Now, all horror movies are based on at least one of these two shitty fucking principles.
1- Remake something that was, at one point, actually scary, and FUCKING RUIN IT.
2- take away scary stuff, and replace it with either stupid amounts of gore, or just a lot of stuff popping out to...
Fuck cats
I have shit to do, you scheming fuck. I can’t waste my day playing with you, fuck you. You think just cause your a cute little shit you can get whatever you want. Well, fucking, what do you want? If its not too much work I’ll see what I can do. BUT AFTERWARD IM GONNA FUCKING CONSUME YOU AND HOPE A BIT OF THAT CUTE RUBS OFF ON ME DEAR GOD
.. i hate you.
Fuck Boxing Day
You know something’s fucked up when bitches are cutting each other up over discounted groceries. Don’t get me wrong, sales are fucking dope! But I like my limbs attached to my body, so imma stay the fuck home. Besides, what retards don’t seem to understand is boxing day basically becomes boxing week, and shit’s for sale for like 5 fucking days, bro. So calm the fuck down,...
Fuck facebook captcha's
Sometimes they don’t even fucking work. You’re beyond protecting my posts you son of a bitch, now you’re just not letting me share stuff. Also, who the fuck would ever write these things? They’re most of the time not even legible. Anyways, I’ve prepared a list of things that I think would greatly benefit your website:
1- Fuck yourself
2-
3-profit
Fuck whole wheat
Ever since you and you’re fucking healthy ass came along my meals haven’t been the same. I can’t fucking eat your bread, and your cereal is complete shit now. I mean seriously, it’s like taking everything fun and awesome about cereal, and shitting all over it. Don’t even get me STARTED on pasta. Literally can’t forgive you for that. Thank fuck tho, for our lord...
Fuck Pennies
They literally cost more to make than they’re worth. And cause I’m not a fucking asshole when I buy shit, I don’t give people pennies. So i end with like 60 fucking billion fucking pennies weighing down my wallet, and I’m just like, “damn. I’m gonna fuckin throw you off of skyscrapers and kill every asshole who thought it’d be a good idea to give me these...
Fuck websites that decide not to work
Don’t act like you don’t fucking get off on knowing how pissed I am. As if there’s actually “technical problems” and what the fuck are highly trained monkey supposed to do. fucking learn how to sit?! I don’t have all fucking day to wait you to get your shit together. I mean, I do, but I’ll be bored as fuck, and there’s no food in my house so all I...
Fuck people who sing fast in songs
Bro I only know like half the fucking lyrics. slow the fuck down. How am I even supposed to learn them? Looking them up is shitty fuck reading.
Fuck Sicknesses
As if I don’t have enough problems on my plate. You already make me spend so much money. I need to fucking buy condoms, get shots to prevent your fucking kind from inhabiting me, and I need to fucking eat nasty ass healthy food. I don’t think you understand there’s other shit going on in the world, and I don’t have time to deal with you. However if you give me a sexy raspy...
Fuck White People
Okay so maybe I’m white, but I can go fuck myself for all I care. We’re so fucking dumb. Pizza’s a fucking vegetable? Gay marriage isn’t allowed? How fucking stupid can you get. Also, we all look alike. THERE I FUCKING SAID IT
Fuck Mall Cops
Seriously, it’s basically getting paid to call 911. Take some initiative. Have a fucking gun. Use it. Kill somebody. Then we won’t fucking laugh at you on your stupid fucking lean forward machines. And fuck those machines too. Don’t they realize how ridiculous they look? You’d think today machines would be capable of being self conscious, because everyone makes fun of these...
Fuck Peanut butter.
Unless it’s on the roof of a dogs mouth, it’s fucking useless. It’s literally a piss coloured, chocolate deprived nutella. ITS NOT EVEN REALLY BUTTER. FUCK. Nutella has made you inferior, so please go back to frankensteins fucking laboratory, where freaks like you belong.
Fuck Sporks
There is literally nothing I eat that requires both a spoon and a fork. like, what the fuck? Make Knorks or some shit, THAT could actually have use. Also, You’re not fucking Spock. The names are too fucking close. You know what else they both have in common? STAR WARS IS FUCKING BETTER.
Fuck Decaf Coffee
Who actually drinks that shit? It’s like taking heroin without wanting to get high. Fuck you. Downgrade to hot chocolate, you bitch.